// Copyright 1998-2004 Microcontroller.com
var totd = new Array(31);
totd[0] = "Life is like riding the bus, it requires change
- Dennis Miller";
totd[1] = "Remember, amateurs built the ark .....professionals built the Titanic.";
totd[2] = "Beware of all enterprises which require new clothes";
totd[3] = "All the ills of mankind, all the tragic misfortunes that fill our history books, all the political blunders, all the failures of the great political leaders have arisen merely from a lack of skill in dancing.
- Moliere";
totd[4] = "KNOWLEDGE IS POWER";
// totd[4] = "Do what the voices in your head tell you to do.";
totd[5] = "Ease Of Use is more important than Leading Edge Technology";
totd[6] = "The biggest enemy of truth isn't the lie, it's the myth";
totd[7] = "I learned that there is energy connected with thought. Thought can be pulsed and the energy connected with it becomes coherent and has a laser-like power.
Marcel Vogel";
totd[8] = "Excuses are the nails used to build a house of failure.
- Don Wilder";
totd[9] = "Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes.
- Carl Jung";
totd[10] = "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you can't please all of the people on the internet.";
totd[11] = "\"Nobody knows why a cow would want to make somebody buy a computer, but we're not going to screw it up\"
- Jim Taylor, VP Gateway Computers";
totd[12] = "It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
- William G. McAdoo";
totd[13] = "In 1997, 'Market Experts' were predicting that Java would be everywhere... We're still waiting...";
totd[14] = "You can observe a lot just by watching.
- Yogi Berra";
// totd[14] = "Trust everybody ... then cut the cards.";
totd[15] = "Half of this game is 90% mental.
-Yogi Berra";
totd[16] = "Each time you are honest and conduct yourself with honesty, a success force will drive you toward greater success. Each time you lie, even with a little white lie, there are strong forces pushing you toward failure.
-Joseph Sugarman";
totd[17] = "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of The Force.";
totd[18] = "Familiarity is a much stronger instinct in humans than survival
- Virginia Satir";
totd[19] = "There's an old Italian saying - when you think you`re fooling them, they`re fooling you";
// totd[19] = "
September 19th - Today is the International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
(Arr Arr!)
";
totd[20] = "It is only your personal history by which others can ... control you.
-Richard Bandler";
totd[21] = "Asking whether machines can think is like asking whether submarines can swim.";
totd[22] = "The great tragedy of science is the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.
-Thomas Henry Huxley";
totd[23] = "Do not concern yourself in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with Ketchup";
totd[24] = "In 1945, 85% of the people thought a cure for cancer would be found by the year 2000. Only 15% thought that Man would go to the moon by 2000.";
totd[25] = "Whenever you create, you get a little endorphrine buzz. Why do you think Einstein always looked like that?";
totd[26] = "Honest Feedback is worth more than you'll ever know.";
totd[27] = "Co-workers will only fight battles they either 1) understand or, 2) have an emotional investment in. This is why many just causes go unchampioned.";
totd[28] = "Some people will believe anything if you whisper it to them.
- Louis B. Nizer";
totd[29] = "A cynic is a frustrated idealist.";
totd[30] = "Semper excretio, solo profundum variat";
totd[31] = "Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt
- Shakespeare";
totd[32] = "Information is always more valuable than the hardware that processes it.
-Rear Admiral Grace Hopper, U.S. Navy";
var now = new Date();
var wisdom = now.getDate();
var lent = totd[wisdom].length;
var x = 110;
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document.write(totd[wisdom]);
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